Aqeedah Jokes
Bismillaah
After reading the title line, are you wondering how come a joke enters into serious subject like Aqeedah? Or feeling a lot to use Brick bat??? Subhanallah, just read this…
Joke 1:
During the times of Jahiliyah, one of the Mushriks father was killed by a person from other tribe. Before he could go and complete his vengeance, as part of the custom and worship, he thrown arrows, asking his ‘idol-god’ whether he can go and kill that person or not. Throw1 said “Don’t kill”. He tried throwing second time but same result. He was determined and given another try. Same result for the third time that he should not kill.
Now goes the climax. This man given a deep thought and smashed the idol saying “Will you do this if it happens to your father? You are doing this because it’s my father”
Big smile???
Subhanallaah, Worship Allaah azza wajal who is free from all that they attribute!
Abu Jahl prays for his own death & Allaah accepted it:
Day 1 of Battle of Badr:
Abu Jahl prayed saying, “Our Lord, whichever of the two parties was less kind to his relatives, and brought us what we do not know, then destroy him tomorrow.”
Allah says about this supplication of Abu Jahl: “(O disbelievers) if you ask for a judgment, now has the judgment come unto you…” [Soorah al-Anfal (8): 19]
Imam Ibn Katheer (rahimahullah) writes in the Tafseer of this verse, ‘Allah says to the disbelievers, if you ask for a judgment (between truth and falsehood) and a decision between you and your believing enemies, and you got what you asked for.’ Meaning Allah accepted their supplication and distinguished the truthful and gave victory to Allah’s Messenger (sallallahu alaihe wa-sallam).
Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah,
Masha Allah good joke, Insha Allah i will share with my non Muslim sisters for Da’wah.
Jazakumallah Khair.
Waalaikumasalam warahmatullaahi wabarakathuhu,
Aminu Jazzak Sister! May Allaah give you success in Da’wah when you use this joke 🙂
salaam akhee!
Good one – really got a big smile ! 😀
Waalaikumasalam warahmatullaahi wabarakathuh Ukhti,
I can see that from your smiley 😀
Jazzakumallaah khayr for your comments